"I thought the beauty pageant was in Hawaii what are you doing here?" reply: I won... I got back here overnight! - gym guy

"Are those real?" reply: Yeah real expensive! -  in my backyard

"Those aren't yours?" -sales girl at mall

"I remember when you had little ones! Now you got big ones!" - guy at gym

"There they are Donny and the Mc Melons"- donny at gym

"Your Tits arrived a half hour, before you do" an actor on NYC street

"Call me Fred Flintstone, I'll make your bedrock"- Nick

my most incredible moment!

Three boys on a metro north train from New York to Connecticut. Flirting takes place along the ride and obvious interest was placed on the floor,  but not one person takes advantage of the action. Until final moment when 2 of them say hello to me as they depart from the train at Milford, Connecticut. I waved back once again and said "oh yeah" and ran to the train door, but it closed and i can't get out side to them, but everyone was trying. I wanted to give him my phone number ,my name, my card, anything i wanted to know who they were! i tried, but the train took off to new haven and for the next 20 minutes all i can think about is  these 2 guys! Who they are! What to do? What they are thinking? As they have no clue who i am or where i live and there would be no way that we would have ever been able to find out. Until Fate set in that night and 3 boys were going 100 miles an hour to new haven train terminal to beat the train that i was on. At this time I am going nuts on the train,  all i can think of is they are heading to the station! and i decided when we get to new haven me and my staff are waiting in the station till they arrive. Because their is no way the feeling that were exchanged would  have just been passed by! THEY WILL SHOW UP IS ALL I SAID TO MYSELF, THEY HAVE TO SHOW UP AT THE TRAIN TERMINAL, and to make the love story short! I stood by the door and watched the entry door for the next 10 minutes and waiting for these  two great looking guys to walk in and THEY DID!  WOW, that is the most touching moment of my life and It can only happen to a girl like me!  thank you Tony and pal. INCREDIBLE IMPRESSIVE and I'LL NEVER FORGET IT! 

WHERE ARE YOU TONY????

This is true. first that needs to be said, cause what i am about to tell you is a true story. In 1995, I graduated from college in new york city and returned back to Connecticut to celebrate with my parents. The morning of my college graduation starts as normal im late getting dressed in front of the family and barely awake as i'm a late sleeper and blond in the morning. My mother hired a limo to take the family and friends to NY to the graduation. The limo arrives and i get in and continue to get dressed and hear do you have directions to your school, i said no why would i have them? i don't know how to get there. My mother's fame last words we we'll find it when we get there! We leave and drive to nyc to head to long island as my graduation was being held at one of our campus locations on the island. Its outside under a big architectural tent is all i heard about at school. We'll first we get lost in nyc heading towards long island and ask about 5 cops and information booths how to get to Old Westbury. KEEP SMILING oh yeah did i mention i went to college in NYC i never once was at the sister campus!!!! We get to a police station and asked for directions one more time and was told the college is right next door just pull in the next right and head down the long driveway to the college. We did arrive and wow there it is what a big school amazing landscaping and we continued down the road following the little black graduation cap signs to the front of the school. The limo lets us all off i finish dressing put my honors shawl and cap with CT is the best on top and we rush towards the graduation as we are a bit late, i separate from my family and friends and a state trooper assists me down to the area where the graduation students are.  I sit down look around and take it all in and was amazed i was late and wanted to know where all my college friends were sitting and wondered who was the people speaking and singing. I looked in the program and wanted to see my name under architecture and i couldn't find it. I was probably in a different section since i graduated top of class but i couldn't find it i tried to talk to the girl next to me and ask if the architecture dept is sitting somewhere else and she said i don't know. A few minutes later i get a tap on my shoulder and its a state trooper asking me to go talk to the man at the end of the row. I looked saw it was my dad and told the trooper to basically go talk to him yourself im kind of busy here. He left and a few minutes later, I get a even more pissed cause i really cant find my name in the program and i don't know why the big tent the school talked about was missing and why i cant find my friends and professors.  I get another tap on my shoulder from the state trooper again and he says you really need to go talk to your dad. I get up i storm down the aisle passing through all the family sitting section and scream WHAT??????????????? he whispered in my ear " WE ARE AT THE WRONG SCHOOL" oh thank gosh cause i thought i was going nuts!!! screw the honors cause i had no clue. We get out in front of the school all laughing and all i see is 7 people in my family looking at me getting ready to beat the shit out of me. The limo left already to go for doughnuts and we had no way of getting a hold of him, but he came right back and told him red light it to the next college. We get directions and get into the right college which was the next right. ooops. I never saw 7 people rip a program book out of a man's hand faster then we all did and saw the right logo and school name on the front and i smiled and laughed it off all day!! come on how many with a 4.0 average gets to graduate twice in one day. i mean participating at the wrong school is something ill never forget!! lordy!!   My graduation was great and the tent was awesome and i was only 30 minutes late and participated in the event. I will never forget this day and neither will my family and friends and as we left and heading back to Connecticut we drove by another school called Post College and i screamed at the limo drive to stop and said now what? i said so does anyone want to make it 3?? i got the outfit. and that is my graduation day in may 1995.