do I play sports or work out?

No! I can not play sports my mind doesn't concept them!  I didn't know who the NY Yankees were and I lived in NY for a decade!

I even met Derek Jeter once and I thought he was a famous plastic surgeon. oops! I got nothing to say about sports, or should I.

I am also scared of balls coming toward my face. Well you know what balls I mean!

I didn't work out in a gym till I was 32. it was all natural and still I don't do anything to keep in shape. I eat what ever I want!

 I needed a hobby called a social life. So I joined the gym!  Well 2 gyms now! Left one to be insulted at another!

So, now I routinely go to the gym for the humor every night, well not to work out but to boy scouting. Better know as  Boy Watching! 

I stay on my treadmill, play with the weights, do my hair in front of the mirror, A LOT!, Talk to the staff at the juice bar and looking around.

 Its a nice view to watch the guys too. Thank you lord, for my genetics and the power to eat anything I want

and never gain a pound, and keep my flawless tight body.

Hurt a lip and pulled my calf muscle on the bike.  I don't ride the bike anymore.

 Got trapped in the tanning bed, when the spring broke, had to squeeze out of the 6 inches naked, lets say breasts barely got out. OK!

Fell on the weights, hurt muscle under my right breast implant on the cross trainer, fell over treadmill, tripped on treadmill, screamed on treadmill,

fell off back of treadmill, broke a nail on treadmill and I love the treadmill. Fell off step master once and I broke the hair dryer in bathroom.

 learned what "As a curtsey to others, please remember to rack your own weights" meant. oh I love the gym.

I still got dib on being the first to fall down the stairs!